I'll know it when I hear it

As vile as he was, and still called on periodically to insert his villiany when the occasion calls for it, Ed Meese got it partially right when he called "music the new pornography."

By partially right I mean that reading about music is the new pornography. While nu laddies love Maxim and Blender, I'm content with my kleenex favorites Mojo and The Big Takeover.

UPDATE: OK, I know. It was Jimmy Swaggert who actually bespoke the pornography quote. But it's so much more fun to kick around a rogue from Reagan's posse.