Well, I guess Adrian wouldn't do it either

Preparing dishes for daughter L's b-day bash, Mrs. Bim was concerned about the proper spice mixture of her fratatta.

I ventured a suggestion: "Why don't you just taste it?"

She responded quickly: "But it has raw eggs in it."

"I guess you you've never seen Rocky."

"Is he a famous chef?"

Ah, the joy of being in 5th grade in the '70's and trying to imitate your celluloid heroes.